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my physics teacher told us a joke today

three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to light it with. What do they do?

They throw one cigarette over board and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter

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A CIGARETTE LIGHTER

I ACTUALLY GET IT OH MY GOD YES

I DONT GET IT, IM DUMB TOO DONT WORRY

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What is the center of Gravity?

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What is the center of Gravity?

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Why didn’t the lifeguard save the drowning hippie?

He was too far out

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Why couldn’t the two feet get along?

Because they both thought they were right

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Corny Jock

What is the Grandma’s favorite award? 

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The Granny awards!

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How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it

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Why did the little girl cry when she saw the chef working?

Because he was beating the eggs and whipping the cream.

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What would a fly be called if it didn’t have wings?

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a walk

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Two peanuts were walking down the dark alley. One was a salted.

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